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Royally Screwed #1
King Sized
You might say it’s poor form to throw the bride over your shoulder caveman-style and run off with her, especially if it’s not your wedding.
Whoops.
It’s her wedding day. I’m not the groom. Oh, but I’m going to be…
The world may call me a King and a gentleman, but there’s nothing gentle about me. I’ve fought like hell to get to where I am, and these rough hands want one thing and one thing only – to hold her and never let her go.
She’s my obsession – my addiction. Blonde, blue-eyed, innocent and tempting, with lips that beg to be tasted and curves that were made to press against me.
But a rival king – a cruel, evil piece of garbage – has stepped in to buy her hand and her innocence with the promise of paying off her parents’ debts. He thinks that makes her his, but he’s about to learn how wrong he is.
You see, the rumors about my royal staff and crown jewels aren’t tall tales. She deserves a real man. A better man. King Milton just isn’t the right fit for her.
…Oh, but I am. And I’m going to “fit” with her so well that she’ll be moaning for more. I’m a king, after all. And kings take what they want.
And tonight? I’m taking her.
I’ll do anything to make her my queen.
…Even if I have to steal her.
Whoops.
It’s her wedding day. I’m not the groom. Oh, but I’m going to be…
The world may call me a King and a gentleman, but there’s nothing gentle about me. I’ve fought like hell to get to where I am, and these rough hands want one thing and one thing only – to hold her and never let her go.
She’s my obsession – my addiction. Blonde, blue-eyed, innocent and tempting, with lips that beg to be tasted and curves that were made to press against me.
But a rival king – a cruel, evil piece of garbage – has stepped in to buy her hand and her innocence with the promise of paying off her parents’ debts. He thinks that makes her his, but he’s about to learn how wrong he is.
You see, the rumors about my royal staff and crown jewels aren’t tall tales. She deserves a real man. A better man. King Milton just isn’t the right fit for her.
…Oh, but I am. And I’m going to “fit” with her so well that she’ll be moaning for more. I’m a king, after all. And kings take what they want.
And tonight? I’m taking her.
I’ll do anything to make her my queen.
…Even if I have to steal her.
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Madison Faye
104 books3,616 followers#1 bestselling contemporary romance author Madison Faye is the dirty alter ego of the very wholesome, very normal suburban housewife behind the stories. While she might be a wife, mom, and PTA organizer on the outside, there’s nothing but hot, steamy, and raunchy fantasies brewing right beneath the surface!
Tired of keeping them hidden inside or only having them come out in the bedroom, they’re all here in the form of some wickedly hot stories. Single-minded alpha hero, sinfully taboo relationships, and wildly over-the-top scenarios. If you love it extra dirty, extra hot, and extra naughty, this is the place for you! (Just don’t tell the other PTA members you saw her here…)
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May 16, 2018
Re-read... 5/14/18 Loved the H/h, King Hayden and Princess Callie!
“I will be taking you, Princess,” he groaned. “I’ll be taking every single piece of you, and making you mine and mine alone, forever. But not until we’re wed. Not until we’re husband and wife.”
- King Hayden
King Sized (Royally Screwed, #1) was an entertaining quick read that was also a smexy, insta-lust story with a possessive alpha hero, King Hayden who 'steals' innocent heroine, Princess Callie... on her wedding day! Yep her wedding day! 'The hearts knows what the heart knows', right?
Loved getting to know the secondary characters also: Duke Xavier, Prince Cole, King Sven; Princesses Lola, Riley and Faith but King Milton, not much!
What a exciting way to start a new series Madison Faye! Can't be mad at Hayden at all!
5 OTT stars!
“I will be taking you, Princess,” he groaned. “I’ll be taking every single piece of you, and making you mine and mine alone, forever. But not until we’re wed. Not until we’re husband and wife.”
- King Hayden
King Sized (Royally Screwed, #1) was an entertaining quick read that was also a smexy, insta-lust story with a possessive alpha hero, King Hayden who 'steals' innocent heroine, Princess Callie... on her wedding day! Yep her wedding day! 'The hearts knows what the heart knows', right?
Loved getting to know the secondary characters also: Duke Xavier, Prince Cole, King Sven; Princesses Lola, Riley and Faith but King Milton, not much!
What a exciting way to start a new series Madison Faye! Can't be mad at Hayden at all!
5 OTT stars!
June 17, 2019
This one was a fairytale story all about insta-lust/love, syrupy sweet and extremely hot moments. Overall rating : 3.5 stars! 🔥
May 6, 2018
Good smut read!!
May 9, 2018
Excellent read!!!!! Short, so sweet and extremely sexy and hot as always!!!!!! Love her books, insta everything done just right in the dirtiest of ways:)
May 8, 2018
"King Sized" is the story Callie and Hayden.
What happens when your obsession is getting married to another man, who is a dupe and pervert?
Well, you kidnap and anal her, and soon whisk her away to be your bride- while exposing the villians!
A super sexy and smutty read, this one was filled with all the typical MF dirty talk as well as nasty boinking.
Some mild drama, and soon HEA.
Excited to read more in this series.
Safe
4/5
What happens when your obsession is getting married to another man, who is a dupe and pervert?
Well, you kidnap and anal her, and soon whisk her away to be your bride- while exposing the villians!
A super sexy and smutty read, this one was filled with all the typical MF dirty talk as well as nasty boinking.
Some mild drama, and soon HEA.
Excited to read more in this series.
Safe
4/5
July 22, 2018
Great read. Loved it. Fast read. Great start to the series.
May 30, 2018
hot, smut and dirty
May 7, 2018
King Sized by Madison Faye
Welcome to the world, of a Sexy, naughty, dirty fairy-tale. This one will have your kindle sizzling with the insta love, hot lust and chemistry. King Hayden, the King sized King, has decides that he is claiming Callie for himself on her wedding day. Just one little problem, she has been promised to his opponent. Hayden has no problem acting like a true Alpha with his dirty talking mouth, overpowering ways and unlimited acts of pleasure. While Callie has been promised to a King she does not love nor like, she has had to do so to help her parents out. When King Hayden arrives, she does not stand a chance against his lustful ways. Can King Hayden steal his innocent princess and make her his Queen? If you looking for a sexy take on a fairy-tale full of royal smut and fun, then I would highly recommend this one.
Welcome to the world, of a Sexy, naughty, dirty fairy-tale. This one will have your kindle sizzling with the insta love, hot lust and chemistry. King Hayden, the King sized King, has decides that he is claiming Callie for himself on her wedding day. Just one little problem, she has been promised to his opponent. Hayden has no problem acting like a true Alpha with his dirty talking mouth, overpowering ways and unlimited acts of pleasure. While Callie has been promised to a King she does not love nor like, she has had to do so to help her parents out. When King Hayden arrives, she does not stand a chance against his lustful ways. Can King Hayden steal his innocent princess and make her his Queen? If you looking for a sexy take on a fairy-tale full of royal smut and fun, then I would highly recommend this one.
April 30, 2018
I voluntarily reviewed an Advanced Reader Copy of this book
5 Stars!
Madison Faye has done it again! Honestly if I could give every Madison Faye book more than 5 stars I would in a heartbeat! Can we take a moment to appreciate how hot this cover is!! *drools*
I loved King Sized so much I couldn’t put it down! It was absolutely filthy and i loved every minute of it (I wanna be a princess but only if a king like Hayden comes and steals me away ;]) I loved Hayden and Callie their story was a whirlwind but it was amazing. I love how Madison gives of a taste of the other books in the series without spoiling it. Just a taste to crave more. Another Hit Madison can’t wait to read more!
5 Stars!
Madison Faye has done it again! Honestly if I could give every Madison Faye book more than 5 stars I would in a heartbeat! Can we take a moment to appreciate how hot this cover is!! *drools*
I loved King Sized so much I couldn’t put it down! It was absolutely filthy and i loved every minute of it (I wanna be a princess but only if a king like Hayden comes and steals me away ;]) I loved Hayden and Callie their story was a whirlwind but it was amazing. I love how Madison gives of a taste of the other books in the series without spoiling it. Just a taste to crave more. Another Hit Madison can’t wait to read more!
May 7, 2018
I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of the book.
King Sized left me wanting more! I wanted to know more about this elusive King Hayden and Princess Callie, but I was still satisfied with their intense chemistry and the hot hot HOT sex. This was the perfect intro to the series - I can't wait to get the story on Hayden and Callie's royal friends and how they all hook up! I also really enjoyed the bit of suspense provided by Callie's elderly betrothed. So as usual, a fun time was had by all thanks to Madison Faye! 4 out of 5 wine glasses.
King Sized left me wanting more! I wanted to know more about this elusive King Hayden and Princess Callie, but I was still satisfied with their intense chemistry and the hot hot HOT sex. This was the perfect intro to the series - I can't wait to get the story on Hayden and Callie's royal friends and how they all hook up! I also really enjoyed the bit of suspense provided by Callie's elderly betrothed. So as usual, a fun time was had by all thanks to Madison Faye! 4 out of 5 wine glasses.
April 28, 2018
Short, steamy, book one of new series. Can be read as standalone but I can not wait to read more! Told in dual POV with HEA. This series is like a royal fairy tale for adults, so HOT! King Hayden wow, I loved the filthy mouth on him. King Hayden wanted sweet innocent Princess Callie sense meeting her and wouldn't let anything stand in his way, even her betrothal to King Milton. Also got a glimpse of their friends and I looking forward to their books! HOT, HOT, HOT!!
May 1, 2018
Book one of a new series.
It's short, steamy, full of Insta-goodness and has a growly possessive alpha.
Definitely excited for the next book in the series.
4 big stars!
It's short, steamy, full of Insta-goodness and has a growly possessive alpha.
Definitely excited for the next book in the series.
4 big stars!
April 30, 2019
ME CONFUNDÍ DE SERIE!!! jajaja pero no estuvo tan malo. Pasable y normalito. Nada fuera de lo común con muchas escenas hot!
April 18, 2019
Callie está a punto de casarse con un rey que no ama. Es un viejo decrépito que se ha aprovechado de la situación financiera de su reino para forzarla a casarse y el corazón noble de Callie siente que tiene que hacerlo.
Hayden no puede dejar que su mujer, su obsesión se case con un viejo cabron solo por salvar a sus padres. Si tiene que sacarla a hombros lo hará pero de lo que está seguro es que con el único hombre que va a casarse va a ser con él.
Me ha gustado, sobre todo porque ya nos introduce un poco las siguientes historia que hace que te las quieras leer ya. Hayden es mi prototipo de hombre eso está claro 😂❤️ se me hizo hasta demasiado corto el libro pero como siempre son para pasar el rato así que!
Hayden no puede dejar que su mujer, su obsesión se case con un viejo cabron solo por salvar a sus padres. Si tiene que sacarla a hombros lo hará pero de lo que está seguro es que con el único hombre que va a casarse va a ser con él.
Me ha gustado, sobre todo porque ya nos introduce un poco las siguientes historia que hace que te las quieras leer ya. Hayden es mi prototipo de hombre eso está claro 😂❤️ se me hizo hasta demasiado corto el libro pero como siempre son para pasar el rato así que!
June 9, 2019
Well... This was quite possibly the biggest pile of bollocks I've read in a while. The characters had the depth of a cardboard cut out, 75% of the book was sex with no substance, (I'd call it erotica but it wasn't all that erotic) and there was the thinnest scraping of a plot to tie everything together... I was tempted to DNF at 10% but the book was only 100 pages so I persevered for a little bit longer convinced it would get better annnnnd... It didn't get better. It got steadily more ridiculous and over the top but I found myself laughing at how utterly ridiculous the entire thing was and finishing it (skim reading a lot of the sex because it was a bit much).
Oddly, once finished, I found myself in the situation of contemplating whether I want to skim read the others in the series because the parts of the book with King Hayden and his motley crew of miscreant Royal friends made me laugh the most and I find myself morbidly curious... But I'll refrain.
If you're up for a quick read featuring fictitious royals, more sex than a virgin should contemplate in a single day, OTT alphas and airheaded young women then enjoy!
Oddly, once finished, I found myself in the situation of contemplating whether I want to skim read the others in the series because the parts of the book with King Hayden and his motley crew of miscreant Royal friends made me laugh the most and I find myself morbidly curious... But I'll refrain.
If you're up for a quick read featuring fictitious royals, more sex than a virgin should contemplate in a single day, OTT alphas and airheaded young women then enjoy!
April 19, 2019
King Hayden has a plan, he knows his bride will be Princess Callie but she has no clue she is about to be swept away on the eve of her wedding to his rival King. Callie agreed to marry to save her families kingdom, but she is dreading it and now the day has come. When King Hayden shows up though and explains that everything is about to change, she hopes that it is all true.
This was fun. I liked King Hayden, he was pure alpha and determined to get his bride. The story also has some other leads to future stories in the series. Entertaining.
This was fun. I liked King Hayden, he was pure alpha and determined to get his bride. The story also has some other leads to future stories in the series. Entertaining.
April 29, 2018
This sultry royal romance starts with the most alpha-like claiming of a bride. The naughtiest part is that the bride is not his to claim, yet fate dictates this demanding King 's actions. He cannot allow his innocent princess to be taken by an unscrupulous wimp, so he seduces her with his manly, overpowering assets and promises of boundless pleasure.
I do not usually like the hero to knock on the back door before visiting the main entrance, if you know what I mean ;-) . On the other hand, my favourite parts are the beginning when King Hayden just declares his illicit, yet very romantic intentions towards his princess, and the introduction of his royal friends who are also madly in love-lust with another bunch of lovely princesses. I would love to see their kingdoms more in depth with the people and the customs.
What can you expect from this story? A fun and dirty cartoonish feel with lots of steamy scenes, alpha men at the head of kingdoms, and a happy ending that opens up a new series of royal smut. Fun :-)
I do not usually like the hero to knock on the back door before visiting the main entrance, if you know what I mean ;-) . On the other hand, my favourite parts are the beginning when King Hayden just declares his illicit, yet very romantic intentions towards his princess, and the introduction of his royal friends who are also madly in love-lust with another bunch of lovely princesses. I would love to see their kingdoms more in depth with the people and the customs.
What can you expect from this story? A fun and dirty cartoonish feel with lots of steamy scenes, alpha men at the head of kingdoms, and a happy ending that opens up a new series of royal smut. Fun :-)
April 30, 2018
HOT SMOAKING HOT!!!
I love Madisons books.. andni was so pumped to read this series!!! Bring it on!!!!
King Hayden had his eye on princess Callie.. But Hayden took his time.. and that cost him.. as for another king jumped and got Callie's parents to let him marry their daughter..
Money can do that to people who need it..
But Hayden wont back down.. he is going to take back his woman.. Or die trying!!
Also what parents let their daughter marry a 60 year old.. Like wtfff!! Even if it was because their kingdom was in trouble.. Milton is gross, nasty, and ugh I wanna puke thinking about him..
This was a fast read and I loved every second of it!!! Can't wait to read the other stories in this series!!
I guess Lola and Xavier are next??
Instalove
Rough hard alpha older male
Young shy virgin gal
No cheating
Anal sex
Drama
Hot sizzling sex
Charas from the other series
HEA
epilogue
I love Madisons books.. andni was so pumped to read this series!!! Bring it on!!!!
King Hayden had his eye on princess Callie.. But Hayden took his time.. and that cost him.. as for another king jumped and got Callie's parents to let him marry their daughter..
Money can do that to people who need it..
But Hayden wont back down.. he is going to take back his woman.. Or die trying!!
Also what parents let their daughter marry a 60 year old.. Like wtfff!! Even if it was because their kingdom was in trouble.. Milton is gross, nasty, and ugh I wanna puke thinking about him..
This was a fast read and I loved every second of it!!! Can't wait to read the other stories in this series!!
I guess Lola and Xavier are next??
Instalove
Rough hard alpha older male
Young shy virgin gal
No cheating
Anal sex
Drama
Hot sizzling sex
Charas from the other series
HEA
epilogue
December 29, 2022
Thought this was just okay. It took me quite a while to get into it because they just kind of drop you right into the middle of the action and the first scene is a sex scene with no real feel for the characters. The plot was a little thin but it's a novella so I get it but they managed to squeeze in a decent amount of sex scenes. Don't get me wrong, they were hot. And if you're into anal this is the book for you. I was a little disappointed with the fact that everyone talks about how big this guy is and it's apparently true but this virgin seems to have no problem taking this ginormous peen in every one of her holes. Like, really? You're going to tell me it was that easy? Part of the reason I'll pick up a book with a hero with a huge member is because I'm interested in the struggle. But maybe that's just me.
Overall, it was okay but I was a little disappointed.
Overall, it was okay but I was a little disappointed.
June 27, 2021
This one feels very, very similar to the author's Posessing Beauty series. When i say very similar,i mean, one of the scene in the story is identical to one of the scene in from the one of the book in the series.
I'm okay with the whole kingdom theme that Faye seems to have going on, though honestly, i cannot help but find it ridiculous. But at least make this one original than the other one.
I'm okay with the whole kingdom theme that Faye seems to have going on, though honestly, i cannot help but find it ridiculous. But at least make this one original than the other one.
April 28, 2018
A red hot plot and a scorching hot romance....
Well we’ve had princes, daddies, doctors and mountain men to name but a few and now we have a king...this author is one of the best writers of short instalust stories...she manages to find that perfect balance between a red hot plot and a scorching hot romance...
I loved the premise of this book and whilst there is.some melodrama en route, to the hoped for HEA, there is also plenty of humour ... wow Hayden is one possessive, alpha king; I love a guy who just goes out and gets what he wants and to hell with the consequences; and what he wants is the beautiful Princess Callie...even though she is already spoken for... in addition to these two there are plenty of secondary characters that are begging to have their stories told also....
This is an awesome start to a brand new series...I can not wait to read more... I received an advanced copy of this novella from the author.
Well we’ve had princes, daddies, doctors and mountain men to name but a few and now we have a king...this author is one of the best writers of short instalust stories...she manages to find that perfect balance between a red hot plot and a scorching hot romance...
I loved the premise of this book and whilst there is.some melodrama en route, to the hoped for HEA, there is also plenty of humour ... wow Hayden is one possessive, alpha king; I love a guy who just goes out and gets what he wants and to hell with the consequences; and what he wants is the beautiful Princess Callie...even though she is already spoken for... in addition to these two there are plenty of secondary characters that are begging to have their stories told also....
This is an awesome start to a brand new series...I can not wait to read more... I received an advanced copy of this novella from the author.
May 6, 2018
I received this book with the understanding that I could leave a voluntary and honest review.
In this book we meet Hayden Anders and Callie Hearst. Hayden has wanted Callie for as long as he can remember. So when he is invited to her wedding a wedding she is marrying some other man. He is determined to finally get his woman. Callie has secretly wanted Hayden just as much as he wanted her but she can't say anything because she is promised to another. Can they find their HEA or will the outside world make sure that never happens?
This is an amazing book. It has it's ups and downs that I really want to tell you about. I however don't want to ruin the story for any other readers. I will say it will have you hooked from the first word to the very end. I would highly recommend it to anyone and everyone.
In this book we meet Hayden Anders and Callie Hearst. Hayden has wanted Callie for as long as he can remember. So when he is invited to her wedding a wedding she is marrying some other man. He is determined to finally get his woman. Callie has secretly wanted Hayden just as much as he wanted her but she can't say anything because she is promised to another. Can they find their HEA or will the outside world make sure that never happens?
This is an amazing book. It has it's ups and downs that I really want to tell you about. I however don't want to ruin the story for any other readers. I will say it will have you hooked from the first word to the very end. I would highly recommend it to anyone and everyone.
May 16, 2018
3.5 stars.
This is a bit of a weird review but I'm also going to keep it quick. So I really enjoyed this, originally I would have given this 4.5 stars easily....but after I finished this, I immediately read the free/extra book (Stealing Beauty) that was attached to King Sized...and they were essentially the same story. There was even a bit of banter between two characters that was the exact same banter/game as the other book .
If I read these further apart I might not have been bothered by that as much but because I read it immediately after, it lowered this star rating for me and it's going to lower the other book's rating for me.
This is a bit of a weird review but I'm also going to keep it quick. So I really enjoyed this, originally I would have given this 4.5 stars easily....but after I finished this, I immediately read the free/extra book (Stealing Beauty) that was attached to King Sized...and they were essentially the same story. There was even a bit of banter between two characters that was the exact same banter/game as the other book .
If I read these further apart I might not have been bothered by that as much but because I read it immediately after, it lowered this star rating for me and it's going to lower the other book's rating for me.
May 23, 2018
I’ve read all 4 of the Royally Screwed series and I’ve got to say that the majority of characters are the same in all the books. It really made it monotonous and I skipped large chunks of the books for this reason along with the same exact situations between the H or h of said book but told from that characters POV. It was pretty much word for word and major book filler IMO.
All the H’s have identical endearments for the h’s:
“Baby girl”, “angel”, “mine”, etc.
Almost the exact lead-up and sexual encounters for all. All the h’s had “little pussies” and the H’s had “big cocks”.
But of course they did...
All the H’s have identical endearments for the h’s:
“Baby girl”, “angel”, “mine”, etc.
Almost the exact lead-up and sexual encounters for all. All the h’s had “little pussies” and the H’s had “big cocks”.
But of course they did...
June 3, 2022
** I don’t know what happened to the original review, but I just re-read it. 06/03/2022***
I love Madison Faye books, they just make me smile. This story was hot as hades. I loved all the descriptions, the naughty and the sweet. I enjoyed the backstory and the bits of intro into the characters of the next few stories in this series. But the lust and the love just flowed from the pages. I do love a happily ever after!
I love Madison Faye books, they just make me smile. This story was hot as hades. I loved all the descriptions, the naughty and the sweet. I enjoyed the backstory and the bits of intro into the characters of the next few stories in this series. But the lust and the love just flowed from the pages. I do love a happily ever after!
May 1, 2018
This is another over the top instant love instant sex story that you have come to love by Madison Faye.
King Sized has a king that gets what he wants by stealing the princess on her wedding day. I mean who doesn't want that? Princess Callie does. She is totally up for being taken by King Hayden.
This is the first of Royally Screwed series and I loved it! I can't wait to see where the other stories go. I was happy to have read this sexy story for my honest review.
King Sized has a king that gets what he wants by stealing the princess on her wedding day. I mean who doesn't want that? Princess Callie does. She is totally up for being taken by King Hayden.
This is the first of Royally Screwed series and I loved it! I can't wait to see where the other stories go. I was happy to have read this sexy story for my honest review.
April 30, 2018
Another hit by Madison Faye! If you are looking for a dirty read full of some hot sexy scenes then look no further than the queen of smut herself. Madison once again delivered another delicious series that I can't wait to get my hands on each and every book. This book was fast paced but I never felt like the story was lacking one bit. I highly recommend this book!
May 6, 2018
So good!
I loved Hayden and Callie's story and I can't wait to see what comes next for their friends!A must read!
I loved Hayden and Callie's story and I can't wait to see what comes next for their friends!A must read!
May 8, 2018
This was interesting. Similar to the Alexa Riley princess series. Dirty and entertaining.
October 3, 2018
Zero plot, zero character development. 100% pure smut. Which is fine.. this book doesn't pretend to be something it isn't. Just not for me.
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