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Narrated by:
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Jacob Morgan
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Virginia Rose
About this listen
The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door....
He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot that he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame-retardant coveralls.
He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.
I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex-toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.
Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.
Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?
Seriously...have you seen them? Anyone?
Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.
Yeah, I know. I’m hosed. So hosed.
Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliff-hangers and ends with a banging-hot happily ever after.
©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili ValenteListeners also enjoyed...
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A rock star kidnaps a runaway bride...Kidnapping the bride seemed like a good idea at the time. Her fiancé stole my fortune, so I stole his woman. Tit for tat. Or tat for tit. However you want to look at it. The one thing I didn’t expect? Willow Honeycutt, preschool teacher, boy band super fan, is completely crazy. And somehow she’s turned the tables on me.
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A 5 ⭐️ SCREWBALL LOL ROM COM
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 07-23-19
By: Pippa Grant
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Fake Boyfriend Material
- Four Fake-Dating Rom Coms (Big O Dating Specialists)
- By: Lili Valente
- Narrated by: David Ledoux, Tyler Donne, Summer Roberts, and others
- Length: 29 hrs and 24 mins
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Four Sizzling Fake Dating Rom Coms! Get the entire Fake Dating in the City series together for the first time.
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE Lili Valente
- By Devon B on 02-13-25
By: Lili Valente
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McGuire Brothers Collection: Three Steamy Small Town Rom Coms
- The McGuire Brothers
- By: Lili Valente
- Narrated by: Lili Valente, Robert Hatchet, Tyler Donne, and others
- Length: 17 hrs and 29 mins
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Three feel-good, panty-melting, LOL small town romances in one collection for the first time!
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Pretty great!
- By Celeste on 02-04-25
By: Lili Valente
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Dirty Talking Rival
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Virginia Rose
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
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Anything your tongue desires, I can bake it. Scones? Child's play. Cupcakes? I'll frost them so good you won't know what hit you. Donuts? Please! You're talking to a master baker. But there's one egg I've never been able to crack. My best friend. Correction: my former best friend. She's the apple in my pie. The whip in my cream. The lemon in my meringue. The wish in my bone. She's the one who got away.
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Not my favorite
- By Tiffany S. on 11-22-19
By: Pippa Grant
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The Virgin Rule Book
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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Let me make a few things clear. I didn’t go to the wedding intending to dance with the best man, to dare him to show me a very sexy pic on his phone, or to accidentally kiss him in the hotel elevator after the reception ended. But things just happen at weddings. The next day, Crosby and I agree to put all those shenanigans behind us. The fun-loving, stupidly gorgeous, all-star baseball player might be my brother’s best friend, but he’s my good friend too and has been for years. I can't risk losing him, even though now I can't stop thinking about how I want him to be my first.
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⭐️⭐️ 5 Stars ⭐️⭐️
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 04-14-21
By: Lauren Blakely
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Mister McHottie
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Aiden Snow
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
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There are three things I hate: Bratwurst in any form, my neighbors boinking like farm animals at 3 AM, and Chase Jett. Mostly I hate Chase Jett. It's been 10 years since he took my virginity - I'd make a bratwurst joke, but the unfortunate truth is that it would have to be a brat-best joke, and yes, it kills me to admit that - and now he's not only a billionaire, he's also my new boss.
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seriously funny book
- By TALIA on 08-21-19
By: Pippa Grant
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Playing for Keeps
- By: Kendall Ryan
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Virginia Rose
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
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The first book in the scorching new Hot Jocks series by New York Times best-selling author Kendall Ryan - available in audio first! I've never been so stupid in my entire life. Elise Parrish, my teammate's incredibly sweet and gorgeous younger sister, should have been off-limits, but my hockey stick didn't get the memo. After our team won the championship, our flirting turned physical, and I took her to bed. Then shame sent her running the next morning from our catastrophic mistake.
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TOO MANY THINGS I DIDN'T LIKE
- By 🔵🔷🔹Kaly🔹🔷🔵 on 05-29-19
By: Kendall Ryan
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Sinful Crown
- By: Ava Harrison
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Stella Hunter
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
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My protector is a monster. Evil men are searching for me. Gideon Byrne is my salvation. Cold. Cruel. And handsome beyond measure. He should scare me. His possessive desire should make me run. But I stay. I give in to him. I give him…me. I’m falling in love with a monster. And I refuse to stop.
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Another Win For Ava!
- By C. Y. on 02-12-23
By: Ava Harrison
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The Bangover: The Complete Series
- The Bangover Series
- By: Lili Valente
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Lili Valente, Sebastian York
- Length: 25 hrs and 49 mins
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Four steamy, feel-good, laugh-out-loud romantic adventures featuring swoon-worthy rock-star heroes and the fabulous ladies who love them. Also includes a brand-new holiday novella!
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This is so good
- By Barb on 02-17-23
By: Lili Valente
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Coldhearted Boss
- By: R.S. Grey
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang, Edward Thomas
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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I’m desperate and destitute when Lockwood Construction rolls into my small town with an offer too good to pass up: high wages to any able-bodied man willing to join their crew. Say no more. I throw on baggy clothes, tuck my long hair under a baseball hat, and apply for a job. Unfortunately, my half-baked idea of disguising myself as a guy is flawed from the beginning. As Shakira says, these hips don’t lie. Still, I like to think I might have pulled the whole thing off save for one thing: I know my boss.
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A very cute, sassy, funny, sweet tale.
- By jw on 08-21-19
By: R.S. Grey
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The V Card
- Good Love, Book 1
- By: Lauren Blakely, Lili Valente
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Sebastian York
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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When you think about how easy it is to lose keys, phones, sunglasses and your dignity on social media, you might figure it'd be a cinch for me to ditch my V Card. You'd be wrong. At 25, I run a successful business, live in a fantastic apartment, and have fabulous friends to go out with any night of the week. And yet I'm still a card-carrying member of a club I don't want to belong to anymore. Good thing I know just the man for the deflowering job - my brother’s business partner and best friend.
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Fun, sexy and sweet.
- By Readers Together on 12-13-17
By: Lauren Blakely, and others
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The Worst Wedding Date
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Kit Swann, Ryan West
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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I didn’t know bridesmaid was code for babysitter for the bride’s brother, but if that’s what my best friend needs of me for her dream wedding to go off without a hitch, that’s what I’ll do. Even if Theo Monroe has been a pain in my rear since third grade. Even if he should be responsible enough to not wreak havoc at his sister’s destination wedding.
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I laughed, I cried, I sneezed 😂
- By Amanda on 04-22-23
By: Pippa Grant
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The One Who Loves You
- Tickled Pink, Book 1
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Savannah Peachwood, Sebastian York
- Length: 11 hrs
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If the Upper East Side had an evil twin, it would be Tickled Pink, Wisconsin. This run-down, backwoods town isn’t worthy of the footprint of my Louboutins, never mind all of me. But when my grandmother has a near-death experience and realizes we Lightlys can’t buy our way into heaven, she relocates the family to Tickled Pink to work on improving our souls. And that’s how I trade my heiress existence for gigantic bugs, dishwater coffee, and a cranky single dad named Teague Miller.
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Narration Trumps Story
- By Cami Cole on 07-19-22
By: Pippa Grant
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- Dana Frail
- 02-19-19
Literally laughed out loud!
Enjoyed this narration and story. Laughed out loud! What an enjoyable way to spend an evening.
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- Jessica
- 05-30-19
Laugh Out Loud Funny
Laugh out loud funny rom com that immerses you in the town of Happy Cat, GA, a town full of real characters! Come for the love story between Cassie and Ryan, and Ryan's pet raccoon, George Cooney, and stay for the bonus epilogue! Best bonus epilogue ever!
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- Kara Schmidt
- 02-02-19
#ILoveGeorgeCooney and Co 🦄👨🏼🚒🔥🦝
This was a funny and quirky book with a few “what the Huh?” moments (anyone else still trying to visualize the what the huh and how toilet scene?) that was a perfect palate cleanser for my mind after I just finished a dark and heavy book. It was cute, funny, a bit silly and fanciful with a side of sweet and just enough sour to keep one engaged with its crazy cast of characters. #ILoveGeorgeCooney The narrators are awesome as usual and some of my favorites! Take this book for what it is...a BackDraft, Tommy Boy and Mayberry Rom-Com mixed into a magically delicious book of lucky charm unicorn dildo’s and enjoy!
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- Shirley M
- 03-13-19
enjoyed the book
loved the book
was good audio was funny and interesting would recommend it again to someone
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- CAP1491
- 01-25-19
Funny and hot
From the very first chapter, I was laughing. This is a story I needed.
Virginia Rose’s narration was so good, she’s quickly becoming my favorite female narrator. Jacob Morgan honestly brings this book to life though. Sure, he does the super sexy voice to perfection, but his female voices are brilliant. It’s such a joy to listen to him.
Yes, the bonus epilogue is hilariously genius, too. Get this, you will not regret it.
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- Lydia Rella
- 01-25-19
Sex toys & George Cooney make for a must-listen!
Straight out-I LOVED Hosed! It was hot, hilarious and spit-your-coffee out funny. I am George Cooney's #1 fan, so please do not claim him as your next BBF. Pippa Grant and Lili Valente's writing was hysterical. The sexiness was great and the mystery just enough to keep my brain curious but not overwhelmed for a rom-com.
The narration by Jacob Morgan and Virginia Rose was sublime. Jacob Morgan always delivers and this is no exception. He consistently hits all the right emotional notes when needed and is always sexy in his delivery. Virginia Rose was exceptional and well cast. She brings the drama without being overly dramatic (which I find is a pitfall for some narrators) and has one of my most desired attributes in a narrator: authenticity.
The bonus epilogue will have you hooting with laughter and is the shiny cherry on top! I am now shopping for a pet raccoon and I blame Lili and Pippa. A definite must-listen that's going on my Best of 2019 list already. Definitely worth a credit! #auralfixation
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- Heabooknurse
- 01-23-20
Cute!
Super cute super funny no angsts happily ever after romance. Virgins rose and Jacob Morgan both had great performances. The story was so adorable. And nothing better than a trash panda to make a story better.
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- AlohaMama🌺
- 01-30-19
By George I Think She's Got It!!!
2/26/21- Updated review. This book is still hilarious, sexy, quirky, adorable & just a plain breath of fresh air. It is better the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th time around. Seriously I almost pee my pants in a few spots. I dont get those reviews that call this book boring? I think those who find it boring or bad should try writing a book then we will see who's boring. I am forever thankful for authors like Pippa grant. Who have helped me through chemo, yard work, depression & so much more. Life is too short not to enjoy!
First, you get bonus points it you know where the review title originated.
Secondly, this was an automatic buy for me when it hit the Audible library. I cannot resist Jacob Morgan & Lili Valente.
Lastly, this book was an AMAZING work of art. Fun & Funny! Sweet & Sexy! Happy & Sappy!
It was simply PERFECTION!!!
I must also add that I enjoyed Virginia Rose as Cassie and look forward to listening to more by her. Pippa's work is also new to me but again I'll be looking for more of her work. With over 900 titles in my Audible library it is not often that I write a review like this. But i was soooooooo
thrilled with this book that I was inspired to review it. As I write this I have already begun a second listen. I just cant get enough of Happy Cat🐱, Sunshine🌞 , Cassie❤Ryan & George 🐼.
WORTH A CREDIT AND MORE!!! I hope you enjoy it even a fraction as much as I did.
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- Sweet Reads and Treats - Mere
- 02-01-21
Laughed out loud and no shame in my game
This was a super fun story with more than a dash of silliness that made it very enjoyable. It almost borders on ludicrous but honestly I found myself laughing more than anything else. Additionally while I'm sure this is a fun read, it's a great listen. The audio book had me LOLing more than once. And no spoiler, the epilogue. I AM DEAD. Jacob Morgan had me about to pee in my pants laughing. Virginia Rose plays his other half and they balance well with each other. I would highly recommend this if you need a break from suspense and angst. It was a sweet treat to laugh that much at a book.
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- gretareadsromance
- 11-20-20
What a fun book!
Hosed introduced me to the town of Happy Cat where hot firefighters have raccoons as pets and a sex toy factory is tearing apart the town.
This is my first read by this author and I cannot wait to continue this series. It was funny and steamy and the characters were people I would want to know. This small town romance has it all. The gossipy townsfolk were hysterical and I loved their town chats.
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